I run to the nearest schoolyard playground and eat like its an ice buffet going outta business and they're givin' away free samples!
You eat until you puke and then eat some more.... when you get yourself together after the feeding frenzy you notice that someone is watching you.
You are surrounded by squirrels, hundreds of them, ranging in size from an inch to that of a '97 Ford Crown Victoria.
Next to you lies an unidentifyable remote control.
To be continued...